St Patrick's Day Limerick Contest Winners

1st Place: Ski Trip for 2 to Banff, Season's tickets to Theatre Junction

After a Guinness Libation,
A leprechaun flushed with elation,
A mortal he flatters,
She chortles: "Size Matters"!
"Go pick on your own wee relation"! By Joyce R.

2nd Place: Party for 20 in the pub

A guy dared to say to my face
"The Irish aren't a sexy race"
To prove he was wrong
I stripped down to my thong
He said, "see, I rest my case" By Craig S.

3rd Place: Guinness Jacket

At the Ship you can't be a prude
Especially on St. Pat's, Dude!
But it's really quite clear
Confused, straight or queer
We'd all like to see (Jesse) the staff nude! By Hal